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Dry January vs. Dry Two Days A Week

Dry Two Days A Week will never be the trendy, popular catchphrase that Dry January has become but Dry Two Days A Week will net you 104 days of righteous abstinence.

Gimme A Head With Hair

I asked my hairdresser for long layers and ended up with a bob. As more than a year’s worth of growth was lying on the floor, I wept as she swept.